Nobody Did It!

In a house full of children I often hear the phrase, "I Didn't Do It!"

I say to myself  "with 8 kids, surely someone had to do it." But no, Nobody did it.

I buy a certain amount of snacks for school and home and when they have run out before the next shopping trip I demand to know who ate the last of it.... NOBODY DID IT!!!

The wash was left on hot water and not put to cold... NOBODY DID IT!

Someone launches a toy and it hits someone......NOBODY DID IT!

Someone was stomping up stairs and again..... NOBODY DID IT!

Where are you NOBODY???

Why do you choose to hide from me???

I can remember my dad having this same problem when I was growing up. I remember him saying "When I find Nobody, he's gonna get one hell of an ass whipping." I use to laugh, a lot. Now... I feel his pain and I want Nobody over my knee!